Q: How do you know when your divorce is getting ugly?

A: When your lawyer doesn't seem like a bloodsucking leech anymore.

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Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

A: A leech will let go when its victim dies.

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Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a dalmation?

A: A dalmation knows when to stop chasing the ambulance.

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Q: What does molds, ooze, and lawyers have in common?

A: They're all slime!

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Q: Why did the lawyer cross the road?

A: To get to the car accident on the other side.

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Q: What would happen if you locked a cannibal in a room full of lawyers?

A: He would starve to death!

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Q: Why don't hyenas eat lawyers?

A: Even hyenas have some dignity.

Why don't sharks eat lawyers????







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