Topic: THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY | |
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# Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. # Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before? # Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? # Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em. # Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? # Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. # Damm! There go the lights again... # What's this doing here? # That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?! # Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! # Sterile, schemerle. The floor's clean, right? # What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change? # OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. # This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? # Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. # Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. # Isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance? |
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THAT IS HILIAROUS
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