Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 67 | |
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the weather nimrods said it was supposed to be sunny by monday
nimrod no nothing ningcompoop morons ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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hMMMMMMM maybe I will go to Whitespot today!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ohhhhhhhhhhhh I want BEEF DIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Exactly, and we are supposed to believe them when they tell us what the climate will be like in 30 years???????
the weather nimrods said it was supposed to be sunny by monday nimrod no nothing ningcompoop morons ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Lately its been sunny, then snowing, then rain, a little bit of everything......its sunny today......I may go to the lake and imagine myself doing tai chi!!!
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Molecular restructuring by design. Left to its own demise a pumpkin pie in the fridge will turn itself into a baby diaper full of diarrhea. Or it looks like it anyway.
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i have imagined the same thing...many times
Lately its been sunny, then snowing, then rain, a little bit of everything......its sunny today......I may go to the lake and imagine myself doing tai chi!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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<<--- stares out the window with a pissed off look on her face
its COLD!!!!!!!! its snowing........its RETARDED!!!! ![]() |
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Molecular restructuring by design. Left to its own demise a pumpkin pie in the fridge will turn itself into a baby diaper full of diarrhea. Or it looks like it anyway. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hmmmmmmmmm does anyone want me to take a pic of my rotten cucumber????? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Molecular restructuring by design. Left to its own demise a pumpkin pie in the fridge will turn itself into a baby diaper full of diarrhea. Or it looks like it anyway. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hmmmmmmmmm does anyone want me to take a pic of my rotten cucumber????? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() would it make a good viagra commercial?? |
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stares out office window and thinks to self ... SELF .. finsih that job on the hoist, THEN have lunch ... pumpkin pie
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ahahaaaaaaaaaaa I just seen juice in there from 2006!!!
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that's what urologist asked me?
rotten cucumber was fixed with a little penicillin ![]() ![]() all better, ![]() |
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Molecular restructuring by design. Left to its own demise a pumpkin pie in the fridge will turn itself into a baby diaper full of diarrhea. Or it looks like it anyway. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hmmmmmmmmm does anyone want me to take a pic of my rotten cucumber????? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hey I resemble that remark LMAO ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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You can come visit me purple. 1575 miles east. Its 75 degrees. FOR ONCE.
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Actually.......the cuke is looking not too bad for being in there 3 weeks!!!
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You can come visit me purple. 1575 miles east. Its 75 degrees. FOR ONCE. |
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Dear diary.......do you ever get one of those wtf moments?
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The oldest thing in my fridge is a box of baking soda. Oh wait I have a 19 year old can of beer in there in case some drunk comes over to mooch a beer. It may be their last.
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