Two brothers were always in trouble. If the cat got painted, they did it. If the car got filled with water, they did it. Finally, at the end of her wits, their mother asked the pastor to please speak with them about their antics.
The pastor called the youngest one into his office, sat him down, and asked him, "Where is Heavenly Father?"
The little boy just sat there silently and stared at his shoew.
Again, the pastor asked him, a little louder, "Where is Heavenly Father?"
Still, the little boy sat and stared at his shoes.
The Pastor asked again, "Do You know where God is?"
The little boy jumped up and ran from the room. He went to his brother and said, "Dude, we are in deep trouble now, God is missing and they are blaming us!!!"

I love this joke!