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Edited by
uk1971
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Fri 04/18/08 08:54 PM
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A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.
But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." Her husband says "WHAT???" She explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, "We 'll take all three of them." Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the jewelry Dept. and get a set of diamond earrings. She is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet. He says "But you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it.' She is jumping up and down. So excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register. " Her husband says, " No no no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff." The wife face goes blank. " No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."   |
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I've heard this one before, but still good!
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