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A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and tells the artist that she wants a tattoo of santa claus on her inner right thigh and the thanksgiving turkey on her inner left thigh. The artist says,
"Ma’am that’s kind of a strange request ... might i ask why you want those particular tattoos there?" "Well", she says, "My husband’s always b!tching that there’s nothing good in the house to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas, so I thought I would fix that!"  
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