I’m kinda bored, sitting here in front of my computer with nothing really to do. I’m in kindof a bad mood, so maybe I’ll just rant about a few things that tick me off. You got a problem with that?

Tatoos. Having a tattoo with Chinese characters in it doesn’t make you spiritual. It’s right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to “beef with broccoli.” The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren’t pregnant. You’re not spiritual. You’re just high.

Wal-Mart. I’m not the cashier! By the time I get done sliding my friggen card, entering my PIN number, pressing “Enter,” verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don’t want cash back, and pressing “Enter” again… the kid who’s “supposed” to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Snickers bar. Paper? Plastic? I don’t have time for that. I’ve just been called to do a cleanup on aisle four!

Baseball cards. You know, as I kid I collected them. Hell I think every kid collects baseball cards. The cards represent your heros, your idols, people you wanted to be like when you grew up. My problem isn’t with kids… it’s adults. Listen if you’re a grown man you’re not collecting cards, you’re collecting pictures of men. That’s gay.

Old People. Stop messing with them. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that’s square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time gramps figures out how to open it his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

Women and their eyebrows. What’s the deal here? Why are you soooo obsessed with making them skinny, pointy, curved, slanted or whatever. Men don’t care. Do you have two eybrows? Great. Let’s get it on!

You know what else pisses me off? People that read my stuff and don’t leave a comment. I mean, damn, this site gets dozens of visitors a day and I get maybe 20 comments. What the hell? How about letting me know what pisses YOU off. Mmmmk. Thanks.



What'd You Think?

Things that make me mad??? HMMM...PPL who only call/txt/e-mail when its good for them

moody older sisters-i mean come on just cuz ur older doesnt give u the right to try and lord over me

And bad drivers-i mean there's driving schools to help ya. check them out!

You are so funny I enjoy reading your topics.

oooh yeah...PPL who read e-mails and dont EVER reply...that buggs me, how much time out of ur busy day will it take, to just shoot a quick e-mail back?? like ten seconds?? come on ppl

Poor gramps

I got a list for ya

Kids in todays society get away with things too easily. Can't really discipline them because people will scream abuse.

Parents who blame their kids for how they're acting, and not looking back and wondering why they got to where they are now. Look at how you raised them, if it's your fault, change it before it's too late!

Kids again, how many times we do need a friggin Colombine incident? We had a kid this week in the town I live in take a loaded gun to school with all intentions on killing two kids. First off, how did the gun get in his possession and secondly, who the hell taught him how to load it?

Music, what is up with some of the crap coming out now adays? I don't want to hear about what jeans "shawty" is wearing.

On that note...ebonics...what the crap man!?!

The crazy drivers in NC and SC....think they're all Nascar drivers

Slow poke drivers and idiots in general pisses me off more than anything

People that complain about people complaining