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If you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet, you won't wake the sleeping pills.
Got any ID? 'bout what? Do these pants make me look fat? No, they make you look bony. You need to go on a diet. I went to a body shop last night and showed them a picture from Men's Fitness. Can you make me look like that? I said. They said, look, we do some really good work on some bad wrecks here, but the impossible, we just can't handle. |
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eyedeer. |
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