Topic: Outside a Supermarket | |
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Two baby carriages are outside the local supermarket. A little boy in one, and in the other one, a little girl.
After several minutes, the little boy sits up and says, “Hello, my name’s Jimmy, What’s yours?” ²I’m called Lucy.” Replies the little girl. “Is your mummy shopping too?” asks Jimmy. “Yes. And she’s been gone for ages.” Several more minutes pass, and once again Jimmy sits up and says, “Lucy, do you know what I’m going to do? “I’m going to climb out of my baby carriage, scale down the side onto the wheel, clamber up the side of your baby carriage, and then I’m going to get right inside your diaper.” “Coo, Jimmy, Why do you want to do that?” Asks Lucy. “’Cos’ mine’s full of sh!t!” |
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cooly, you seriously need better jokes!!!
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