A guy from Tyson Foods arranged a visit with the Pope.

After receiving the papal blessing he whispered, "Your Eminence, we have a deal for you. If you change The Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread...' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken...' then we will donate $500 million dollars to the Church."

The Pope responded, "That is impossible. The Prayer is the Word of the Lord and it must not be changed."

"Well," says the Tyson man, "We are prepared to donate one billion dollars to the Church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread...' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken..."

Again the Pope replied "That is impossible. The Prayer is the Word of the Lord and it must not be changed."

Finally, the Tyson guy said, "This is our last offer. We will donate five billion dollars to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread...' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken...'" and he left.

The next day the Pope met with the College of Cardinals to say that he had some good news and some bad news...

He started, "The good news is that the Church has just received a donation of five billion dollars...

The bad news is that we are losing The Wonderbread Account

Funny, funny,funny!!