Your not always honest? I dont care.You see someone else sometimes? I dont care.You have how many kids?, by how many guys? I dont care. Thats not your real eye color?I dont care. Thats not your real hair? I dont care. You have implants? I dont care. You may have some nude pictures on the internet? I dont care. You might fake orgasms when your with me. I dont care. You have to get tested, how often? I dont care. You might have a substance problem? I dont care. Your father did what to you when? I dont care. You had a woman lover for how long? I dont care. You have to check in with your parole officer how may times a month. I dont care. Listen i dont care about any of that stuff. All i want to know is if you will introduce me to your Sister?

funny

heartfelt, dishonest, misleading, sarcastic....

it has it all instant classic

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- Too funny!!!!! You are not right