-There is a guy in the waiting room of a hospital.
-His mother has just suffered from a heart attack and the man in the waiting room awaits to here from the doctor.
-The doctor comes out and then goes directly to the man.
-The man says, "So how is my mother?"
-The doctor replies, "Well i have bad news and good news..."
-The guy says back, "Oh man, well whats the bad news?"
-The doctor says, "Well your mother is in a vegetative state and will never recover. She will have to be feed like a infant with a spoon three times a day, she will need a check up with a doctor three times a day, and she will have to be helped in the bathroom for the rest of her life."
-The man looked at the doctor with a shocked look on his face and said, "Oh my gosh, well whats the good news?"
-The doctor chuckles and says, " Shes dead!"

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