There was a man from Saint mass that had balls made of colonial brass when he clank them together they played stormy weather while lighting shot out his ass.................... Said the chicken to the pretty Hen ruffle your pretty feathers show your pretty tail because I'm going to get a piece if I have to go Jail................ little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey then came along a spider and sat down beside her and 'said what's in the bowl ***** ! ........mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to find old rover a bone , But when she bent over she found old rover had a bone of his own........... .....hope these do not offend I have known these limericks since i was 11 or 12

I know about a dozen more if anyone thinks they are funny...I still get a laugh with them when told in person.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a lil fun

but jill that dill forgot her pill and now they have a son

sounds like I heard this one!

tell me more!!!

there was the women from cape cod that thought babies were the gift of god , but it was not the almighty who lifted her nighty it was roger the dodger by god....

the man from Kent that had a wiener that was bent and instead of coming he went

hahaha i live on cape cod!