The FEMALE always makes the RULES

The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification

No MALE can possibly know all The RULES

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all The RULES,she must

Immediately change some or all of The RULES

The FEMALE is never wrong.

If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which

was the direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong

The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

The MALE must never change his mind without the express written
consent of the FEMALE

The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The MALE must remain calm at all times unless -

The FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know
whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset

The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.

The MALE who doesn't abide by The RULES can't take the heat,
lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

Any attempt to document The RULES could result in bodily harm.

If the FEMALE has PMS, all the RULES are null and void.

The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.

The MALE must be ready at all times.

Oh how true this is!!!

lol sounds about right

Wow Sharp...you're a freaking genius!

in a PERFECT world...

this is the truth and im not afraid to admit it

The truth has spoken!!!

LMAO A male who does any of those thing lacks backbone, is a wussy, wimp and no woman of real quality would want a guy like that. Us real man would never get with a little girl who believes any of these things.

geez, its a joke, not meant to be taken serious