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 Check out this clipping from my town's local paper. This was written wednesday, under the crimes and accidents section: Monday, April 7 AT 5:52 P.M. A LARGE "PHALLIC-SHAPED" SNOW MONUMENT ON THE 200 BLOCK OF GRANT STREET WAS REMOVED BY ITS CREATORS UPON THE REQUEST OF A POLICE OFFICER RESPONDING TO COMPLAINTS. Ha Ha....we should have sent a pic to Jay Leno! |
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Oh, MY!!!!!!!!!
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it had to be a LARGE phallic symbol.....maybe the cop has performance issues????
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I always like to read the crime & incident reports....see whats getting broke into in my neighborhood...but this is the first time it made me LAUGH
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I like to see them "remove" it...ahh that made my day!
Well C-ya guys, Im outta here 
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I always like to read the crime & incident reports....see whats getting broke into in my neighborhood...but this is the first time it made me LAUGH [/quote I read them too....see what my friends have been up to lately. |
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Imagine being the 911 Operator on duty that day:
911: "911, what is your emergency?" Caller: Someone built a giant snow pen*s down the road right in the middle of their yard." 911: "I'm sorry, ummm (trying to contain laughter) did you say that someone built a giant sn--------?" Caller: YES, and well, it is melting some but it's grotesque and can you send someone right away, it is beginning to draw a crowd." 911: Well, umm, yeah, we'll send someone out but I'm not sure, exactly, umm, do you know who erected the snow pen*s? Caller: Was that supposed to be funny? 911: No, umm, but I am just trying to figure...hold caller. 911: Patrol Units 10-8, caller is reporting a visual disturbance--a snow pen*s at 18th and Johnson. Unit Chatter: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 911: Caller, are you still on the line? Caller: Yeah, look, it is starting to lean now and there are kids nearby and I'm afraid it might fall on one of them. 911: Well, we have several units on their way. Please stay near the snow pen*s until they have arrived. Drew |
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it had to be a LARGE phallic symbol.....maybe the cop has performance issues???? You didn't read it right. He was responding to complaints, probably from the neighbors 
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Thieves who robbed a banks in Hannover Germany in 1999 before the changeover to the Euro and escaped with approximately 875,000 German Deutschmarks were caught and arrested 2 months later, when they returned to the same bank and attempted to exchange the stolen Deutschmarks for Euros.
At todays exchange rate that would have been about $1 million, not taking fluctuations in account.
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Imagine being the 911 Operator on duty that day: 911: "911, what is your emergency?" Caller: Someone built a giant snow pen*s down the road right in the middle of their yard." 911: "I'm sorry, ummm (trying to contain laughter) did you say that someone built a giant sn--------?" Caller: YES, and well, it is melting some but it's grotesque and can you send someone right away, it is beginning to draw a crowd." 911: Well, umm, yeah, we'll send someone out but I'm not sure, exactly, umm, do you know who erected the snow pen*s? Caller: Was that supposed to be funny? 911: No, umm, but I am just trying to figure...hold caller. 911: Patrol Units 10-8, caller is reporting a visual disturbance--a snow pen*s at 18th and Johnson. Unit Chatter: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 911: Caller, are you still on the line? Caller: Yeah, look, it is starting to lean now and there are kids nearby and I'm afraid it might fall on one of them. 911: Well, we have several units on their way. Please stay near the snow pen*s until they have arrived. Drew You are too funny
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Saw this done in the back of a pick-up, earlier this year.
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