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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 62
OrangeCat's photo
Thu 04/10/08 10:35 PM
UH HU
I like big tits
YOU see em on the street
left and right
i like big tits that right
i try to look away but i can't resist
evertime i try to call it quits
Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4
Uh hu
I like big tits uh hu
tits
Well they come in twos
hard to choose
your favorite tit
uh hu
i like tits for dinner or a noon time snack
i like tits for lunch a big tit attack
i like tits for breakfast
eggs bendict tits
iwhat it is
their where its at
tits
they give me shivers when they bounce around
puckered up or hanging on the ground
i like big tits
uh hu
tits save it all for me
tits
laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 04/10/08 10:37 PM
< continued from this topic >
< part one of this topic is here >
wh aaaaaaaaaaaaa tttttttttttt?????laugh laugh laugh noway noway noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

wiley's photo
Thu 04/10/08 10:39 PM
flipped again?

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Thu 04/10/08 10:39 PM
Dear diary......this is the titties and beer show!!!laugh noway drinker

scotty1964's photo
Thu 04/10/08 10:40 PM
im gonna put that i just kinda love u gypslove love on this first page.......wait is it the first page?noway

catchme_ifucan's photo
Thu 04/10/08 10:43 PM
noway That was very nice OC!! laugh laugh laugh

OrangeCat's photo
Thu 04/10/08 10:43 PM
laugh

OrangeCat's photo
Thu 04/10/08 10:44 PM
Shot Through The Heart

Would you be content to see me crying
After all those little games you put me through
After all you've done for you you're lying
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth

Didn't somebody somewhere say
You're heading for a fall
I gave you everything
Now here's the curtain call

Shot through the heart as I lay there alone
In the dark through the heart
It's all part of this game that we call love

Now you've come back here to say you're sorry
But I don't know who you're talking to
It could be the man I used to be, girl
But I've grown up and now I'm over you

Standing there just a livewire
With nowhere left to turn
You were gonna set the world on fire
When will you ever learn?

Didn't somebody somewhere say
You're heading for a fall
I gave you everything
Now here's the curtain call
And I'm shot...

Baby does what baby please
And baby must have what she sees
But not this time, the tables turned
Baby, you just got burned


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Thu 04/10/08 10:45 PM
blah!!! some guys profile who viewed me..........negative...geeeeeeeez I want positive people thank you!!!noway

Things I'd like to change
1. wish I was 3 inches taller
2. wish I had green eyes
3. meeting certain people
4. racist people
5.judgemental people
6. will add more later

Things I hate
1. a bad haircut
2. constantly late people
3. bad breath
4. being stranded
5. night terrors
6. eating too much
7. slow people on left lane
8. forgetting money in other pants
9. people that honk half a sec after light turns green
10. repeating myself more than once.
11. girls that think I'm gay
12. being caught
13. getting a flat durin sumer
14. people constatly pushing their religious beliefs on me
15. guys that rat u out
16. girls that constatly want u to 'open up'
17. idiots that think they can just cut to the front of the bathroom line
18. sissys that act hard with their crew
19. girls that kiss and tell
20. popcorn stuck between gums and teeth
21. not finding remote
22. leaving keys in car
23. running outta hot water in winter
24. hair in food
25.skunky beer
26. scuffs on new shoes
27. my allergies
28. when my hair dosent behave in the a.m.
28. smell of a busy public restroom....blaaaahhh
30. people on cell at movies... really..wtf
31. mcdonals putting onions on my burger..cuz then I have to wipe them off with the mayo and I love mayo
32.married girls that get jealous....seriously....you're married....remember
33. security at the airport
34. when my friends bring out **** that we 'put in the vault'
Things I'm grateful for
1. my crazy family
2. my close friends
3. having straight teeth
4. luck with women
5. history channel
6. a.c. during texas summers
7. having a good job
8. a good conversation
9. smart women
10. buffalo wings (hooters)
11. a banging club
12. women who at least offer to pick up the tab
13. bartenders that hook you up
14.the internet
15. cartoon network
16.lunesta
17. dessert
18. hmmm more 2 come
19. finding money
20. happy hour
21.paid vacation
22.
18.people that aren't as smart as I am.....lol
19.comedy central
20.uninhibited women
21.cold side of pillow
22.funny friends
23.girls wit junk in da trunk....oh yeah!!
24. true redheads
25. women wit foreign accents
26. whoever invented manicures for women
26. allure by channel..women
love it!!

scotty1964's photo
Thu 04/10/08 10:45 PM

noway That was very nice OC!! laugh laugh laugh

hey what about what i said??
and i love you too lisa n chev n oc and whoever the fukc elselove flowerforyou smokin

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Thu 04/10/08 10:46 PM
<---------cranks up NIRVANA......COME AS YOU ARE!!!bigsmile drinker smokin

catchme_ifucan's photo
Thu 04/10/08 10:46 PM
noway yawn yawn yawn

scotty1964's photo
Thu 04/10/08 10:46 PM

blah!!! some guys profile who viewed me..........negative...geeeeeeeez I want positive people thank you!!!noway

Things I'd like to change
1. wish I was 3 inches taller
2. wish I had green eyes
3. meeting certain people
4. racist people
5.judgemental people
6. will add more later

Things I hate
1. a bad haircut
2. constantly late people
3. bad breath
4. being stranded
5. night terrors
6. eating too much
7. slow people on left lane
8. forgetting money in other pants
9. people that honk half a sec after light turns green
10. repeating myself more than once.
11. girls that think I'm gay
12. being caught
13. getting a flat durin sumer
14. people constatly pushing their religious beliefs on me
15. guys that rat u out
16. girls that constatly want u to 'open up'
17. idiots that think they can just cut to the front of the bathroom line
18. sissys that act hard with their crew
19. girls that kiss and tell
20. popcorn stuck between gums and teeth
21. not finding remote
22. leaving keys in car
23. running outta hot water in winter
24. hair in food
25.skunky beer
26. scuffs on new shoes
27. my allergies
28. when my hair dosent behave in the a.m.
28. smell of a busy public restroom....blaaaahhh
30. people on cell at movies... really..wtf
31. mcdonals putting onions on my burger..cuz then I have to wipe them off with the mayo and I love mayo
32.married girls that get jealous....seriously....you're married....remember
33. security at the airport
34. when my friends bring out **** that we 'put in the vault'
Things I'm grateful for
1. my crazy family
2. my close friends
3. having straight teeth
4. luck with women
5. history channel
6. a.c. during texas summers
7. having a good job
8. a good conversation
9. smart women
10. buffalo wings (hooters)
11. a banging club
12. women who at least offer to pick up the tab
13. bartenders that hook you up
14.the internet
15. cartoon network
16.lunesta
17. dessert
18. hmmm more 2 come
19. finding money
20. happy hour
21.paid vacation
22.
18.people that aren't as smart as I am.....lol
19.comedy central
20.uninhibited women
21.cold side of pillow
22.funny friends
23.girls wit junk in da trunk....oh yeah!!
24. true redheads
25. women wit foreign accents
26. whoever invented manicures for women
26. allure by channel..women
love it!!
mad


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Thu 04/10/08 10:47 PM
dEAR DIARY......maybe I shouldnt diss so many profiles......noway laugh noway

OrangeCat's photo
Thu 04/10/08 10:48 PM
that was a bit to much lol

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Thu 04/10/08 10:49 PM
maybe he is gay!!!noway

scotty1964's photo
Thu 04/10/08 10:51 PM
mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad

catchme_ifucan's photo
Thu 04/10/08 10:52 PM
He does have things he's grateful for

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Thu 04/10/08 10:52 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhh scotty you have a problem>>>??huh

OrangeCat's photo
Thu 04/10/08 10:55 PM
IF EVERYONE CARED

From underneath the trees, we watch the sky
Confusing stars for satellites
I never dreamed that you'd be mine
But here we are, we're here tonight

Singing Amen, I'm alive
Singing Amen, I'm alive

If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
We'd see the day when nobody died
And I'm singing

Amen I, I'm alive
Amen I, I'm alive

And in the air the fireflies
Our only light in paradise
We'll show the world they were wrong
And teach them all to sing along

Singing Amen I'm alive
Singing Amen I'm alive

If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
We'd see the day when nobody died
If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
We'd see the day when nobody died

And as we lie beneath the stars
We realize how small we are
If they could love like you and me
Imagine what the world could be

If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
We'd see the day when nobody died

We'd see the day, we'd see the day
When nobody died
We'd see the day, we'd see the day
When nobody died
We'd see the day when nobody died

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