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Topic: Women and hunters
Army_Strong Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 1254	Thu 04/10/08 08:41 PM
Q: Why do women love hunters? A: They go deep in the bush shoot twice and eat what they shoot.

Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Thu 04/10/08 08:42 PM
rofl.

1956deluxe Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 8559	Thu 04/10/08 08:43 PM
Eat what?

difference2me Joined Wed 03/19/08 Posts: 100	Thu 04/10/08 08:43 PM
I only have to shoot ONCE and the end result will last a lifetime!

bgeorge Joined Fri 09/14/07 Posts: 7850	Thu 04/10/08 08:46 PM
hella yeah

vegasgirl2007 Joined Sun 12/30/07 Posts: 3748	Thu 04/10/08 08:46 PM
I only have to shoot ONCE and the end result will last a lifetime!

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 04/10/08 08:46 PM


kk35695 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1924	Thu 04/10/08 08:50 PM
....I lived in northern Idaho for 10+ yrs. I Love to hunt....

marky84 Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 1057	Thu 04/10/08 08:55 PM


freakyflow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 320	Thu 04/10/08 08:58 PM
Where i'm from we hunt for beaver. You have to be careful wild beaver can turn on ya. Sometimes to distract it you need to set out traps. Beaver is atracted to the color green and brown and some plastics by throwing these things around careless and repeatedly makes the beaver unaware of your true intent and you'll have that beaver eatting out of the palm of you hands a true Canadian past time ...;)

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Thu 04/10/08 08:58 PM
i eat it raw, all night, into the next day... hell with the hunt. people always ask if they can hunt on my land, for sport, (for survival food, it's different, i understand) and i say...get naked and here's a knife, now you and the deer are even, they have antlers... it's only fair, i've been shot at, and know what it's like.....don't know their whereabouts.................

uglybear Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 28	Thu 04/10/08 09:00 PM
Hella funnie

freakyflow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 320	Thu 04/10/08 09:01 PM
beaver with antlers? that ones sick put her back ...oh deer my bad

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