A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The
monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some
sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one
of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his
mouth, and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy,
"Did you see what your monkey just did?"

"No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats
everything insight. Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the
monkey ate and leaves. Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again,
and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running
around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the
monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his
butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again
sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.


The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey is doing
now?"
"No, what?" replied the man.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled
them out, and ate them!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything
first.

thats gross

that one is just nasty