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| Topic: So i went on a date the other night, | |
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I'm full of all sorts of tales. I've had an interesting 25 years. Yeah she was definately an odd one. I didn't see it coming though. She seemed pretty normal up until that point.
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i have never had anyone ever try that before. Threw me for a loop. I almost considered it.  Just kidding....or am i?
I am. My food was way better than what she ordered. |
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I'm full of all sorts of tales. I've had an interesting 25 years. Yeah she was definately an odd one. I didn't see it coming though. She seemed pretty normal up until that point. All the crazy ones do. |
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never swapped a mint or gum in tonsil hockey?
we need more details. was this steak or chocolate mousse? how about a description of your date? i'm assuming that since mamabird is still in the directory that she had a pretty tail, nice coloring or a sweet song. there are plenty of situations where one might get exposed to a little extra chocolate sauce, whipped cream, peppermint and strawberries but mostly it is in S&D. does this mean we have to move this thread now?!
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well thx for the good laugh man. no offense but that **** is funny.
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never swapped a mint or gum in tonsil hockey? we need more details. was this steak or chocolate mousse? how about a description of your date? i'm assuming that since mamabird is still in the directory that she had a pretty tail, nice coloring or a sweet song. there are plenty of situations where one might get exposed to a little extra chocolate sauce, whipped cream, peppermint and strawberries but mostly it is in S&D. does this mean we have to move this thread now?!
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Well if details you want details you shall get.
i had been talking with this girl for some time, and we finally decided to go out o0n a date. So i take her to this decent little restaurant where everything is going well. Good conversation, the whole nine yards. Our food comes out ,i got a new york strip, she ordered some pasta plate. Things are still going well. I look down to cut a piece of my steak, and when i look up shes giving me the look like hey gimme a smooch. So of course i lean in for one. Then mama bird tries to force some linguini into my mouth. I maturely backed away knocking over my water and spitting like taz from loony tunes. After that i didn't take my eyes off of her in fear that she migt try some other weird stuff. I dropped her off at home, then proceeded to start my career in beer pong at the local bar. |
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Well if details you want details you shall get. i had been talking with this girl for some time, and we finally decided to go out o0n a date. So i take her to this decent little restaurant where everything is going well. Good conversation, the whole nine yards. Our food comes out ,i got a new york strip, she ordered some pasta plate. Things are still going well. I look down to cut a piece of my steak, and when i look up shes giving me the look like hey gimme a smooch. So of course i lean in for one. Then mama bird tries to force some linguini into my mouth. I maturely backed away knocking over my water and spitting like taz from loony tunes. After that i didn't take my eyes off of her in fear that she migt try some other weird stuff. I dropped her off at home, then proceeded to start my career in beer pong at the local bar. |
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yeah thats just gross.
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I pick the winners
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how many drinks before dinner? obviously she was under the mistaken impression that she was posting to the S&D forum.
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thats like the funniest sh-t ive heard in a long time.
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YUCCKKK!!!!!!
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mama bird is stuck in my head now lol.
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that's totally disgusting !!!
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None in fact.
If you think thats bad i brought this girl i had been dating for a while to the house. We were watching some movie i can't recall the name when out of nowhere my senses were assaulted by this terrible odor. I looked over at my dog ashamed, and hoped she wouldnt blame me. About 20 minutes later i heard something and just played it off as a creek in the couch. So the movie ends and she gets up yo grab a glass of water...next thing i know she lets one fly. The brass of this girl, she tried blaming my dog. I promptly and very nicely got up tossed her some beano and sent her on her merry way. |
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i hate girls like that. i like having fareting contests with my girlfriend. when i have one that is.
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long story short this girl tried to feed me some chewed up food of hers. Thought it was cute or something. Could be taken a few ways. 1. Weirdo 2. nurturing 3. nutso Thats Just Bad Wrong right there Weirdy Nutso
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One of my first girlfriends used to like jumping onto my lap and farting. She thought it was the funniest thing ever.
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i hate girls like that. i like having fareting contests with my girlfriend. when i have one that is. I don't mind a good belching contest every now and again. Silly girls think they can beat us men.
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