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toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Wed 04/09/08 08:08 PM
Ok, let me teach you a little trick. When someone says something full of ignorance/stupidity/bs, you just respond, "Well. Bless your little heart...etc." In your mind, you know you're really saying, "Well. You #%^%$^#@$ silly little #$%&$. Why don't you $%&%%& off a %^&#$ very high %&$&% bridge, sweetie?" So, you've accomplished two things here. You satisfy your need to abuse them AND they don't know it! Try it. It's very rewarding, really. oh, i know it. when someone says that to me, i wanna poke em in the eye!!!!

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Wed 04/09/08 08:12 PM
Well, TO, bless your little heart! (waiting to be poked)

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Wed 04/09/08 08:12 PM
Against the wall do not butt your head. Hurt your head will you.

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Wed 04/09/08 08:13 PM
The only problem with your approach, my darling beloved wife, is that it requires SELF CONTROL. Mr. Yodaloo is helping me with that...

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Wed 04/09/08 08:14 PM
Against the wall do not butt your head. Hurt your head will you. I will stop if you promise to hurt my butt!

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Wed 04/09/08 08:14 PM
Against the wall do not butt your head. Hurt your head will you. Me? TO? Hiker? Poetry???? All????

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Wed 04/09/08 08:15 PM
Well, TO, bless your little heart! (waiting to be poked) Against the wall do not butt your head. Hurt your head will you. my messed up little mind connected these posts as being related

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Wed 04/09/08 08:16 PM
Well, TO, bless your little heart! (waiting to be poked) Against the wall do not butt your head. Hurt your head will you. my messed up little mind connected these posts as being related It's only natural if you are going to use the words "butt" and "hurt" in the same post...

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Wed 04/09/08 08:17 PM
Well, TO, bless your little heart! (waiting to be poked) Against the wall do not butt your head. Hurt your head will you. my messed up little mind connected these posts as being related It's only natural if you are going to use the words "butt" and "hurt" in the same post... against the wall

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Wed 04/09/08 08:17 PM
Well, TO, bless your little heart! (waiting to be poked) Against the wall do not butt your head. Hurt your head will you. my messed up little mind connected these posts as being related It's only natural if you are going to use the words "butt" and "hurt" in the same post... don't forget "poked"!!!

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Wed 04/09/08 08:19 PM
Well, TO, bless your little heart! (waiting to be poked) Against the wall do not butt your head. Hurt your head will you. my messed up little mind connected these posts as being related It's only natural if you are going to use the words "butt" and "hurt" in the same post... don't forget "poked"!!! I have forgotten. I hope to have my memory refreshed one day...

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Wed 04/09/08 08:19 PM
Hiker, my new moniker for you is "twisted sister"...you always seem to hijack your own post...and it always gets twisted. You got talent, babydoll.

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Wed 04/09/08 08:21 PM
Hiker, my new moniker for you is "twisted sister"...you always seem to hijack your own post...and it always gets twisted. You got talent, babydoll. It is funny, I was just thinking even the most inane topic can be fun if the right people show up. And tonight, the right people definitely showed up.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Wed 04/09/08 08:22 PM
Against the wall do not butt your head. Hurt your head will you. I will stop if you promise to hurt my butt! Port Jefferson stop you must. Your butt gladly will I hurt

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Wed 04/09/08 08:22 PM
Hiker, my new moniker for you is "twisted sister"...you always seem to hijack your own post...and it always gets twisted. You got talent, babydoll. Hey, I got talent! I am walk and chew gum at the same time!

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Wed 04/09/08 08:25 PM
Against the wall do not butt your head. Hurt your head will you. Me? TO? Hiker? Poetry???? All???? Speak to all Yoda does Some perhaps more than others.

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Wed 04/09/08 08:25 PM
Against the wall do not butt your head. Hurt your head will you. I will stop if you promise to hurt my butt! Port Jefferson stop you must. Your butt gladly will I hurt I thought you just wanted coffee. I will make a special trip for this!

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Wed 04/09/08 08:27 PM
Hiker, my new moniker for you is "twisted sister"...you always seem to hijack your own post...and it always gets twisted. You got talent, babydoll. Hey, I got talent! I am walk and chew gum at the same time! The ante has been upped, my friend. You must now show your butt while walking and chewing gum.

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Wed 04/09/08 08:29 PM
Against the wall do not butt your head. Hurt your head will you. Me? TO? Hiker? Poetry???? All???? Speak to all Yoda does Some perhaps more than others. he's only 2ft tall, how bad could it hurt?

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Wed 04/09/08 08:30 PM
don't forget "poked"!!! I have forgotten. I hope to have my memory refreshed one day... Keep a fresh supply of AA batteries. It works to keep the memory alive. That's all I"m saying.