young lady at the bus stop with her baby waiting on the bus.The bus pulls up and the young lady gets on and the bus driver starts to laugh,whats wrong the young lady ask and he says lady thats the ulgest goddamn baby i've ever seen.The young lady with tears running down her face goes to the back of the bus a cries.Now there is this old drunk bum sleeping in the back of the bus he hears the young lady crying so he sit up an ask lady what the matter the young lady says that bus driver told me that my baby was ulgy.so the drunk says lady if was you i'll go give that bus driver a piece of my mind and don't you worry i'll watch that little monkey for you till you get back

Loved it.