Topic: Doctors Office...
MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:58 PM
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists
you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.


An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk.... The Receptionist said: "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my d*ck" he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said "You shouldn't
come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he
said.
The Receptionist replied: "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in
private."

The man replied: "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out,waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked: "Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear" he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled , knowing he had
taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear- Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose! bigsmile

MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:59 PM
laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Tue 04/08/08 08:02 PM
Chortle chortle!! laugh

broken_dollie's photo
Tue 04/08/08 08:03 PM
LMAO!!!!!!laugh laugh

zanne46's photo
Tue 04/08/08 08:07 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

blonderockermom's photo
Tue 04/08/08 08:15 PM
I love it!!! laugh laugh laugh