Adam was sulking around the garden , when God asked.....

God: What's wrong Adam , are you not happy with that I have provided to you?

Adam: No , everything is fine , but I am lonely , I would like a mate....

God: You are right I will make you a women....one that will love you with all her heart , she will bathe you , cook and clean for you , she will listen and obey , and provide you with the sweet pleasures of intimacy at any time , day or night.....

Adam begins to smile.

God: ...But I will need one of your legs to make her with...

Adam looks down at his legs , and scratches his head...then looking up to God asks....


" WHAT CAN I GET FOR A RIB "

grr

aw now that's cold