Topic: This is the worst day of my life!,
uk1971's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:38 AM
A little man is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a big trouble making truck driver grabs his drink and drinks it down in one gulp. The little guy starts crying.
"Come on, I was just giving you a hard time,"
says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another one. I can’t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life!,"
sobs the little man.
"I overslept, was late to a meeting, so my boss fired me. My car was stolen and i have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home, then discovered i’d left my wallet in it. I then found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar and was thinking about putting an end to my life, and you show up and drink my glass of beer with the poison in it!"

bigsmile glasses

CATBW56's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:39 AM
OMG......laugh laugh laugh

carefree101's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:40 AM
laugh laugh laugh sounds like something that would happen to me!!!

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Tue 04/08/08 07:44 AM
drinker

blonderockermom's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:45 AM
laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 04/08/08 07:47 AM
laugh laugh laugh drinker drinker