There was this lonely, single mom who hasnt been laid in years. So, she
thinks to yourself you know what I am going to stay up all night long
and wait for Santa. Well, she stayed up until she heard a thump on the
roof. So, She walks up and rub up on santa and says hey santa you wanna
play and santa replied Ho Ho Ho Santas gotta go gotta deliever all the
toys to all the girls and boys. Well, the mother walks downstairs in the
kitchen and was like i really need a piece of ass and so she took out
half of her clothes and went back up try it again.So, She walks up and
rub up on santa and says hey santa you wanna play and santa replied Ho
Ho Ho Santas gotta go gotta deliever all the toys to all the girls and
boys. So, she goes back down to the kitchen was like forget this and
take all of her clothes off and walked back up and rub up on Santa
again, and said hey Santa you wanna play? And, santa says Hey Hey Hey
Santas gotta stay I cant make it back up the chimmney with my d*ck this
way