Topic: Your lamest job...
Lily0923's photo
Mon 04/07/08 06:10 PM
I sold cash machines to strip clubs.... oh ya, that was alot of fun....... I got more job offers from that job than I've ever had in my life....(icky....)

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Mon 04/07/08 06:17 PM

after reading this thread to my dad..he says

"i got the hardest job in the world... shoving the whoop-ass in the cans"

that's my dad..he's such a tard lol


Hes coolflowerforyou glasses

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 04/07/08 06:18 PM
Edited by longhairbiker on Mon 04/07/08 06:52 PM
I was a body guard for tupac. I got fired. Aint my fault they filled him full of bullets. I just went to get a couple of burgers.

Tameka's photo
Mon 04/07/08 06:24 PM
my lamest job is my current job. I work for directv as technical support... and it sucks ALOT! LOL

NeedaLife's photo
Mon 04/07/08 06:24 PM
I made doorknobs for a while now I make toilet paper. I'm thinking that might have been a step down.

Tameka's photo
Mon 04/07/08 06:24 PM

I was a body guard for tupac. I got fired.



~that would be amazing... well not the getting fired part.

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 04/07/08 06:25 PM
Then came that string of bad jobs. Condom tester.

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Mon 04/07/08 06:27 PM

Then came that string of bad jobs. Condom tester.


lollaugh laugh

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 04/07/08 06:30 PM
Then the condom tester job led me into a job in the porn industry. As ron jeremys back shaver. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yuk!

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Mon 04/07/08 06:30 PM


after reading this thread to my dad..he says

"i got the hardest job in the world... shoving the whoop-ass in the cans"

that's my dad..he's such a tard lol


Hes coolflowerforyou glasses


after reading that, he said, "tell her im gettin promoted, up to the 55 gallon drums"

again, a tard lmao

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 04/07/08 06:39 PM
Then there was that stint as the pharmacy tech at the mental hospital. We all know how that ended. Not a pretty picture. Hey these cyclobenzeprines are pretty good. Ooooh look at all the pretty colors! There's nothing wrong with all these people. Set all the little birdies free from their cages! Fly little birdies fly! Mental patients everywhere!

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Mon 04/07/08 06:50 PM
Edited by longhairbiker on Mon 04/07/08 07:06 PM
That keg filler job at the brewery didn't pan out too well either. Buuuuurrrrpppp!!!

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Mon 04/07/08 06:51 PM
Any job the temp service sent me out to.

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Mon 04/07/08 06:54 PM

I made doorknobs for a while now I make toilet paper. I'm thinking that might have been a step down.

At least you were not the knob polisher

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 04/07/08 07:03 PM
Then I was a cage thrower on a shrimp boat- the Jenny with these two outcast characters. One was a potsmoking hippie who lost his legs in viet nam and another guy who was a little slow, full of cheesy quotes but could run like crazy. He used to tell me "life is like a box of chocolates. Ya never know what ya gonna get.". He would laugh when I told em the big round ones were those sh!tty bitter ones with the crappy orange stuff in them.

Lordling's photo
Mon 04/07/08 07:09 PM
Industrial septic tank cleaning, where the pump on the truck was always broken so they would lower two of us down, using a boom, into the tanks with two 55ga oil drums and snow shovels on a pallet, wearing hip waders. You can imagine the rest.

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 04/07/08 07:13 PM
That kirby vaccuum cleaner salesman job lasted all of 5 minutes. How was I supposed to know the guy was wearin a bad cheesy toupee? Those kirbys got sucking power!

OneOfAKind4U's photo
Mon 04/07/08 07:16 PM
laugh getting up in weeeeeee hours in moringlaugh

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 04/07/08 07:27 PM
Then there was that two week stretch as a gypsy carnie on that summer carnival traveling road show. I ran the tilt a whirl. I learned many things. First cotton candy sticks to everything better than industrial adhesive. I used to use it to put up flyers on phone poles when I ran outta staples. Second people over 70 should not ride the tilt a whirl. I've never seen so many flying dentures in my life! And last but not least I learned where all the level 3 sex offenders work when they're not molesting 12 year olds. They're all carnies. Yuk! I will never be the same!

Lily0923's photo
Mon 04/07/08 07:30 PM

Then there was that two week stretch as a gypsy carnie on that summer carnival traveling road show. I ran the tilt a whirl. I learned many things. First cotton candy sticks to everything better than industrial adhesive. I used to use it to put up flyers on phone poles when I ran outta staples. Second people over 70 should not ride the tilt a whirl. I've never seen so many flying dentures in my life! And last but not least I learned where all the level 3 sex offenders work when they're not molesting 12 year olds. They're all carnies. Yuk! I will never be the same!


got molested did ya?