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I sold cash machines to strip clubs.... oh ya, that was alot of fun....... I got more job offers from that job than I've ever had in my life....(icky....)
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after reading this thread to my dad..he says "i got the hardest job in the world... shoving the whoop-ass in the cans" that's my dad..he's such a tard lol Hes cool |
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Edited by
longhairbiker
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Mon 04/07/08 06:52 PM
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I was a body guard for tupac. I got fired. Aint my fault they filled him full of bullets. I just went to get a couple of burgers.
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my lamest job is my current job. I work for directv as technical support... and it sucks ALOT! LOL
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I made doorknobs for a while now I make toilet paper. I'm thinking that might have been a step down.
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I was a body guard for tupac. I got fired. ~that would be amazing... well not the getting fired part. |
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Then came that string of bad jobs. Condom tester.
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Then came that string of bad jobs. Condom tester. lol |
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Then the condom tester job led me into a job in the porn industry. As ron jeremys back shaver. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yuk!
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after reading this thread to my dad..he says "i got the hardest job in the world... shoving the whoop-ass in the cans" that's my dad..he's such a tard lol Hes cool after reading that, he said, "tell her im gettin promoted, up to the 55 gallon drums" again, a tard lmao |
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Then there was that stint as the pharmacy tech at the mental hospital. We all know how that ended. Not a pretty picture. Hey these cyclobenzeprines are pretty good. Ooooh look at all the pretty colors! There's nothing wrong with all these people. Set all the little birdies free from their cages! Fly little birdies fly! Mental patients everywhere!
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Edited by
longhairbiker
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Mon 04/07/08 07:06 PM
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That keg filler job at the brewery didn't pan out too well either. Buuuuurrrrpppp!!!
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Any job the temp service sent me out to.
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I made doorknobs for a while now I make toilet paper. I'm thinking that might have been a step down. At least you were not the knob polisher |
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Then I was a cage thrower on a shrimp boat- the Jenny with these two outcast characters. One was a potsmoking hippie who lost his legs in viet nam and another guy who was a little slow, full of cheesy quotes but could run like crazy. He used to tell me "life is like a box of chocolates. Ya never know what ya gonna get.". He would laugh when I told em the big round ones were those sh!tty bitter ones with the crappy orange stuff in them.
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Industrial septic tank cleaning, where the pump on the truck was always broken so they would lower two of us down, using a boom, into the tanks with two 55ga oil drums and snow shovels on a pallet, wearing hip waders. You can imagine the rest.
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That kirby vaccuum cleaner salesman job lasted all of 5 minutes. How was I supposed to know the guy was wearin a bad cheesy toupee? Those kirbys got sucking power!
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getting up in weeeeeee hours in moring
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Then there was that two week stretch as a gypsy carnie on that summer carnival traveling road show. I ran the tilt a whirl. I learned many things. First cotton candy sticks to everything better than industrial adhesive. I used to use it to put up flyers on phone poles when I ran outta staples. Second people over 70 should not ride the tilt a whirl. I've never seen so many flying dentures in my life! And last but not least I learned where all the level 3 sex offenders work when they're not molesting 12 year olds. They're all carnies. Yuk! I will never be the same!
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Then there was that two week stretch as a gypsy carnie on that summer carnival traveling road show. I ran the tilt a whirl. I learned many things. First cotton candy sticks to everything better than industrial adhesive. I used to use it to put up flyers on phone poles when I ran outta staples. Second people over 70 should not ride the tilt a whirl. I've never seen so many flying dentures in my life! And last but not least I learned where all the level 3 sex offenders work when they're not molesting 12 year olds. They're all carnies. Yuk! I will never be the same! got molested did ya? |
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