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Topic: ever want to
Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Mon 04/07/08 05:09 PM
I am so going to take this waitress back with me. I have chills up and down my spine. I have just about forgot about the blowhard barney watcher next to me. Lol, he is reading what I am typing on my phone

msdestinbooty Joined Wed 03/12/08 Posts: 1915	Mon 04/07/08 05:10 PM
Rob you are so freaking funny At least we know to not talk any fake BS around you thats for sure lol

Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Mon 04/07/08 05:10 PM
Rob you are so freaking funny At least we know to not talk any fake BS around you thats for sure lol I would expect you to call me out for it too. I am sending him home tomorrow. I can't take this anymore

Jaden11 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 105	Mon 04/07/08 05:12 PM
He seems to lack a firm sense of reality it's ok, I just asked the waitress to whisper "chevy truck" in my ear again. Life is all good once more . I might have to take her back with me tonight If she doesn't go willingly, just throw some salt in her eyes, pick her up and run. You'll get to the car before the manager I'm sure

Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Mon 04/07/08 05:13 PM
He seems to lack a firm sense of reality it's ok, I just asked the waitress to whisper "chevy truck" in my ear again. Life is all good once more . I might have to take her back with me tonight If she doesn't go willingly, just throw some salt in her eyes, pick her up and run. You'll get to the car before the manager I'm sure oh no, she will go. She whispered something else in my ear too. I love that accent

ellgee1976 Joined Sat 10/28/06 Posts: 7296	Mon 04/07/08 05:14 PM
when i was still married, his daughter told her friends that we 'made' her teach my children how to ride a horse in the mornings on the weekends... now, considering she was never home...i asked her friends where this horse was...cuz we didn't have one.. when i explained this to her father, he laughed it off.. i told him..she's seeing things..like...imaginary horses...something's not right..lol

Unknow Joined Sat 10/21/06 Posts: 3353	Mon 04/07/08 05:14 PM
Roflmao! A few years back we had a guy that would bring in cucumbers,tomatoes,cherrie tomatoes,fresh green beans,squash,ect..ect.... and share them with everyone....he told us he grew them in his garden....low and behold one of us got to know his wife..... who incidently worked in the produce department at the local Wegmans! She got to bring alot of stuff home for various reasons. Stupidest thing I knew anyone would lie about!

Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Mon 04/07/08 05:15 PM
Roflmao! A few years back we had a guy that would bring in cucumbers,tomatoes,cherrie tomatoes,fresh green beans,squash,ect..ect.... and share them with everyone....he told us he grew them in his garden....low and behold one of us got to know his wife..... who incidently worked in the produce department at the local Wegmans! She got to bring alot of stuff home for various reasons. Stupidest thing I knew anyone would lie about! lmao

cuppy59 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 17536	Mon 04/07/08 05:17 PM
I would like to stick a cucumber up somebodies a$$

Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Mon 04/07/08 05:17 PM
I would like to stick a cucumber up somebodies a$$ wooooaaaaahhhhhhh! *best tony suprano

cuppy59 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 17536	Mon 04/07/08 05:20 PM
If I could shove the whole damn garden up there I would do it till I ran out of vegies....lol....just a bit irritated....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/07/08 05:28 PM
at least I am not alone in this, lol. So far tonight he was drafted by the nfl right out of his freshman year in college without playing a snap, then blew his knee out. He had two complete sleeves, and had to have them lasered off because his parents didn't aprove. He was an apache helicopter pilot till he was discharged ina record 5 hours due to gambling, lol .........I had one coworker who pushed me until I pulled him out his drivers window of his minivan (which conveniently rolled down a hill into a tree cuz he had his foot on the brake in gear) and pounded the crap out of him till he bled. I got a week paid vacation for that. Another coworker of mine was going into workers inboxes and tearing open peoples paychecks and peeking at them. I caught him tearing mine open and dragged him into my bosses office and stomped his pathetic piece of sh!t ass right in front of my boss who thinks I have an anger management problem to which I replied "No, I feel I manage my anger very well".

dodger1953 Joined Wed 03/19/08 Posts: 590	Mon 04/07/08 05:28 PM
you don't have the balls to do it! call me when you get out of jail!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/07/08 05:32 PM
Needless to say my coworkers stay far far away from me. Gives me room to get my job done.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/07/08 05:35 PM
Just tryin to cheer rob up

wickedlluccy Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 1040	Mon 04/07/08 05:45 PM Edited by wickedlluccy on Mon 04/07/08 05:46 PM
my brothers co-workers use to call him chain saw....he worked in a comp program shop....not sure how he got the nickname...but I saw him take a baseball bat to a tailgating asses car one time...no anger management in my family...all of them manage just peachy....lol...lol...lol ~wicked~

Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Mon 04/07/08 06:03 PM
my testicular integrity is fine, I suggest you mind your own. Don't be bitter if their shrivelled my man, you had your day.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 04/07/08 06:14 PM
seriously stab someone in the eye with a fork? One of my workers is sitting next to me at this place, and has done everything, been everywhere at the ripe old age of 23. I have known the kids parents for 10 years, and know just about everything he has done from them, and being around their house, lol. The kid is so full of crap I am going to have to carve his laranyx out with a spork ask him to do a time line.... that ususally works for me... I hate those people....

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 04/07/08 06:31 PM
why am i not surprised that rob let the topic get to sex with veggies

Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Mon 04/07/08 07:07 PM
why am i not surprised that rob let the topic get to sex with veggies for once it wasnt sex with veggies, myself or sheep tonight