Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 60 | |
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dd,
the kids woke up at 11:30 and noon.....called me and asked where i was..... they were worried i wasn't there for breakfast!! "Breakfast is in the morning!!!" i yelled through the phone.... 2 kids for sale...cheap....house broken....slightly used.... Any takers!!! |
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sheesh why cant someone jsut roll with the truth lol why they gotta get mad
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Some times hard to recognize "the truth"....locust...err grasshoppa...
sheesh why cant someone jsut roll with the truth lol why they gotta get mad |
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my pollen filled eye is getting me squat.....only one perv today???
might have to pull out the a$$ picture..... |
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dd,
i think the "whole" diary thread might just have PMS.... will check back in about 5-7 days......make it 10 days......just to be safe --just moooove yourself..........and gliiiiiiiiide....... like a 747........ Boogie on down.....down.......down |
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has everyone gone mad???
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no I am just odd
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What exactly does "odd" mean?
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not really sure lol
but I like the word |
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I am a fairly ODD parent myself ....
And with that ??.. I am oddly outta here to feed my REALLY odd kids Caio |
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DO NOT!
try to make hard to make cookies with a back ache DO NOT TRY TO USE THE BLENDER TO MIX THE DOUGH!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! |
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Does the dough melt in the blender?
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DOES THE DOUGH JUST GET ALL SCrrEWED UP IN A BIG BLOB AND FLOUR EVERYWHERE ETC??
AN DONT GET ALL FRUSTRATED AN JUST MAKE ONE GIANT COOKIE HALF WAY THROUGH EITHER CAUSE IT WONT BAKE RIGHT |
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AND!!!!!!!!!
I am finding little piles of cat food in weird places in the back corners of drawers an cupboards Squeegee is a crappy mouser |
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Dear diary.....famed 19th century italian food writer Pellegrino Artusi loved asparagus-with one caveat. He recommended adding a few drops of turpentine to the chamber pot to transform the vegetables aftermath into a scent reminiscent of violents!
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