Fourteen reasons men have more than one dog and not more
than one wife



1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see
you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's
name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your
point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog - they're ready to go
24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died,
would you get another dog?'

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and
give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without
calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad.
They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

ha ha nice dude.Apart 4m bng nice it's true too.G8 points.

a Dog is always a mans best friend

A dog may piss on the carpet but it won't b*tch about cleaning it up all day long!!!!

omg...this is to funny...but not all woman are like that...we could the same about u men...

JUST A LITTLE EDITING.....

Fourteen reasons women have more than one man and not more
than one dog



1. The later you are, the more excited your man is to see
you, since your boss stole you away at lunch.

2. Men don't notice if you call them by the weird dog's
name cause they came up w/it in the first place.

3. Men like it if you leave a lot of their things on the floor cause
it keeps the dog entertained

4. A mans parents never visit cause you moved 2000 miles away
right after the wedding.

5. Men agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across,
because the sports commentator is loader than any women.

6. You never have to wait for a man - cause whats in the night stand
is ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Women find you amusing when you're drunk and the cam batteries
are newly charged.

8. Women like men to go hunting and fishing because if he's any good
at it, it means less long lines at the market, and if he's not it means more
meals out this week.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died,
would you get another dog?" But then you wouldn't want him to be the
one waking you up in the middle of the night to play w/your balls !

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and
give them away. But people babies can be trained as cheap or free
labor if you play your cards right.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without
calling you a pervert & so will the neighbors husband, in fact
he keep saying so when your hubby leaves the room.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad.
They just think it's interesting, but then men/these are the same
creatures that shove their brothers head under the covers,
fart and hysterically laugh.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck, except when his new
case of cold ones wont fit in the front seat , the man will give up his seat no problem.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff, but if you leave him home
alone during 4rth of July he will chew, eat and pi*s on all of it, if you forget
to give him his doggie happy pill.


~wicked~
sorry hun just couldn't stop myself....

Na only 89 percent of women are like that