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An old Arapaho, Charlie Two Shirts was fishing on a lake. He rowed in and tied up his boat. A game warden came by and looked at his catch. "Charlie.....how in tarnation did you catch these fish? This lake is not good for fishing!" Charlie said: "Mister game warden...it is an old Indian method. I show you!" They got in the boat and rowed out to a spot. Charlie opened his tackle box, took out a half stick of dynamite weighted with a rock, lit the fuse and tossed overboard. A few seconds later there was a muffled explosion underwater and shortly fish began to float to the surface belly up. The game warden said: "Charlie.....that's illegal! You can't fish with dynamite!' Charlie opened his tackle box again, took out another weighted half stick of dynamite, lit the fuse and handed it to the game warden. "Ok mister game warden are you gonna fish.....or talk?"
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