Three men are standing in Hell. Satan comes up and says "today I have an offer. The one thing that sends you to hell can now save you from it."
" The man who can tell me the greatest lie will never have to worry about hell ever again. You will go back and live a long and happy life then go to heaven"

Man #1 takes a deep breath and says "I was a great musician and played before thousands of people every night, I lived in a palace and screwed 20 virgins every day and drove a gold Rolls Royce."

The Devil shook his head and sent the man to the flames.

Man #2 stepped up and said "I once stole the Hope Diamond and sold it for two tickets to the Super Bowl."

Satan laughed and said "pretty good but not good enough" and poof!! the man was engulfed in flames.

Man #3 said "look,I don't know what to say other than just tell you what happened to me that sent me here. You see, I was standing in front of my bosses club last night talking to some people when a black car drove by and someone threw a bomb out of the window.It was the most horrible thing you have ever seen.There was a body of a woman lying on top of a car. there was the body of a man lying in the street. There was a whole pile of bodies lying right where I was standing just a moment before."

Satan,who had gotten caught up in the story asked "So where were you lying?"


The man smiled up at the Devil and said " I was lying the whole Time."