Topic: THE LONE RANGER
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Sun 04/06/08 12:53 PM
The Lone Ranger was captured by Crazy Horse. Crazy Horse told him that he would be killed in three days, but since The Lone Ranger was such a fierce warrior, he could have 3 wishes. The lone Ranger asked to speak with his horse, Silver. Crazy Horse granted this wish. The Lone Ranger whispered into Silvers ear and Silver ran off. Later that day, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde. She spends the night with The Lone Ranger.
The next day, Crazy horse, impressed by the intelligence of Silver, tells The Lone Ranger that he has 2 wishes left. The Lone Ranger again asks to speak with Silver.
He whispers into Silvers ear and again Silver takes off. Later that day, Silver returns with a brunette that The Lone Ranger spends the night with.
Totally amazed, on the third day, Crazy Horse grants him one last wish. The Lone Ranger walks up to Silver, slaps him, and says," I said, BRING POSSEE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!