I want to crawl under the bed when the phone rings and it's you on the other end.

Reluctant to share with you any type of conversation that enables me to extend.

Somehow I cannot establish a single subject in which I can converse, for you cannot understand the language I speak unless otherwise perverse.

Can you please speak unto me about something I adore? Instead of saying something stupid such as," uh why am I such a bore?' Duh!

Hello is there anyone home in that dome? The lights are on yet all I can hear is silence, all I see is crossed eyes when I look at you.

Are you really that stupid or are you putting on a show? Will you ever get a life? I guess I'll never know.

Sick and tired of all the things you say over and again. Dreading the voice that pushes snooze when youre on the other end.

Will you ever take a hint or will you continue to hit redial? Will I have to move away if my number's on your speed dial?

Do I have to answer or can I just turn off the ringer? I guess I'll have to pray to God that he makes sure you break your finger. :)

wow very nice

They're all very good.

I rarely read poems, but these seem well worth it