K;let me think really xtra hard.Hmmm!Oh!Gawd my head feels like it's going 2 explode.Darn! I've got writers block.My bad.;(

i think hillary should be president, we haven't had a good assasination in decades......

I don't understand. Why would you want to piss somebody off?

azrai, I am sorry but the easy bake oven was ****ing funny!!!

In the next election as his last f$%# you to the world bush will enact an energy ordinance that all vibrators now have to be solar powered or crank operated.

Big byrd was killed to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Bugs bunny cartoons are in question if its good to see homosexuality in cartoons.

Does coming from a family that is not divorced,seperated etc. means that you are now a minority?

If insanity is really genetic than...does that mean this generation is a dissapointment?

(from one of my friends)Is it possible to be to lazy to be a whore?

In 2012 after giving a speech on seatbelt safety the president was then shot by a hot wheels launcher and the world was put on orange alert for 17 decades.