=> The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette!

=> You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

=> I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

=> Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

=> I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

=> WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

=> BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore!

=> So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

=> I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

=> I got a gun for my wife........ best trade I ever made!

=> As long as there are final exams, there will be prayer in public schools.

=> I took an IQ test..... the results were negative.

=> Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes

Very cute!! Thanks for the giggles!!

nearly as good as mine lol

definately needed a morning laugh

a great start to the morning with a good laugh, thanks for sharing

Love it..thanks!!