A man goes to his Doctor to find out if there is anything that can be done about his two inch penis.After careful examination the Doctor tells him about a new experimental procedure that will graft a section of elephant trunk to his genitals. The man is so desperate that he agrees immediately.The surgery is a resounding success and the Doctor tells him to take it easy for 2 weeks then he should give it a try...Two weeks later the man goes out on a date and while eating there is the sound of a zipper opening and out of the mans pants the elephant trunk comes up and grabs a dinner roll then disappears. The woman is so amazed that she sits there for a moment then says "can I see that again?"The man squirms in his chair and replies " I would love to but I don't think my *ss can handle another dinner roll"