It was election time and a politician decided to go out to the
local reservation and try to get the Native American vote.
They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech.
The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was
getting more and more excited. "I promise better education
opportunities for Native Americans!"

The crowd went wild, shouting "Hoya! Hoya!" The politician was
a bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged by their
enthusiasm. "I promise gambling reforms to allow a Casino on
the Reservation!"

"Hoya! Hoya!" cried the crowd, stomping their feet.

"I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native
Americans!" The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting,
"Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!"

After the speech, the Politician was touring the Reservation,
and saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised on a
ranch, and knew a bit about cattle, he asked the Chief if he
could get closer to take a look at the cattle.

"Sure," the Chief said, "but be careful not to step in the
hoya."

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While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they
decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.

They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The follow-
ing week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.

Billy Bob won 1st place- a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti
sauce and extra long spaghetti.

Bubba won 6th prize- a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-
Mart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which
Billy Bob replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!"

Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush?
"Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna switch back
to paper."