A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.


Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she
doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the
sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.


He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he
whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you,
I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss
anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he
says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which
he hopes will impress her.


A thoughtful silence follows and he waits
patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She
eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try
someting I have heard about from other girls...
Numbaa 69."


More thoughtful silence, this time from him.


Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...


"You want... Garick Chicken with carrifrowa?"

Cute. Maybe they go for ride in his Caterac. LOL!

cute...........LOL