A farmer's wife was at her lawyer's getting advice about a divorce.

"He makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Jones," said the woman.

"How do you mean?" asked the attorney.

"Well, Mr. Jones," says the farmer's wife, "this morning I was looking at the chickens, when he crept up behind me and had me from behind!"

"Chickens? Mrs. Smith, I didn't know you kept chickens," said the lawyer.

"We don't, Mr. Jones," replied the woman, "we were at the Piggly-Wiggly supermarket when it happened!"