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Edited by
uk1971
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Tue 04/01/08 06:21 AM
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Paddy the Doctors Assistant!!
A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. ²Paddy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients". Yes, sir!" answers Paddy The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So,Paddy, how was your day?" Paddy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL." "Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor. "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Paddy "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor. "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs wide and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'" "Tunderin' lard Jesus Paddy, what did you do?" asks the doctor. "I put drops in her eyes."  
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