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Edited by
uk1971
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Mon 03/31/08 12:58 PM
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A guy is sitting in a Chinese restaurant eating a bowl of soup when he suddenly stands up and heads towards the door.
The waiter shouts out to him, "Hey. You no pay!" The guy looks at him as he runs out, "Up you!" and races away. The Chinese waiter chases after him waving a meat cleaver and continues shouting, "HEY! YOU NO PAY. YOU NO PAY!" He notices that the guy runs into a local brothel and follows him in. On entering the house, the waiter asks the owner which room the guy went into. On finding out where the guy was, the waiter burst into the room to find the guy stark naked and with his head between a hookers legs. "Why you no pay for soup?" he shouts. The guy replies, "There was a hair in it!" But you have a mouth full of hair now!" "Yeah, I know. and if I find a nodle in here, she won't be getting paid either!"   |
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omg!!!
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funny
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