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The other day i was stopped for speeding. When the cop came to my window he asked me why i was speeding. I told him i was upset because my wife just spent our $2000.tax return on new curtains. He, said,i know the feeling, and let me go. Of course it was a lie.
What have you done of said to get out of a ticket? |
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lol...just be female...works every time
 
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Blinked my big brown eyes and twisted so he saw the "Big Guys" up top....
Forgot all about the ticket.... 
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Blinked my big brown eyes and twisted so he saw the "Big Guys" up top.... Forgot all about the ticket....
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Blinked my big brown eyes and twisted so he saw the "Big Guys" up top.... Forgot all about the ticket....
ewwwwwwwwww 
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I never took them out of the shirt so it was done tastefully....I knew it would get me out of a huge speeding ticket....sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do!!!!
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I have never gotten pulled over for speeding.
Now my friend used to get pulled over all the time, I was with her once and she giggled and said she was flighty, and he laughed and let us go. |
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lol...just be female...works every time
eh, maybe that's my problem...i'm not very feminine. all i know is, i've NEVER gotten out of a ticket. my mother manages it all the time...but not me. heck, they'd ticket me for LOOKING like i wanted to speed. |
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your luck like mine got ticket some one elese speeding
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you think they'd let me off for good behavior...since i very rarely speed.
but...um, no. i once was going down a hill where the speed limit changed at the bottom...i missed the sign. was pulled over for 41 in a 30. i, of course, thought the limit was 40. did i get off? um, no. and then they tried to get me for no child seat...even though my child was over the age and size required for one. at least i could have gotten OUT of THAT one. |
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I cry, I almost always get out of it....
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I cry, I almost always get out of it.... i'd try that, lily...if i knew HOW to cry... |
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I cry, I almost always get out of it.... i'd try that, lily...if i knew HOW to cry... pinch yourself in the leg before they come to the car... or think about a movie that made you cry... or pull out an eyelash, you'll tear right up... |
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I'd flash my moobs.
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I'd flash my moobs. I was going to say if none of those work I hoist my DD's up into the window... they are a last resort tho.... |
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oooh, the eyelash pull might work...great call, lily.
(should i be disturbed that you know how to fake-cry?) |
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oooh, the eyelash pull might work...great call, lily. (should i be disturbed that you know how to fake-cry?) nope I did some acting.... |
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oooh, the eyelash pull might work...great call, lily. (should i be disturbed that you know how to fake-cry?) nope I did some acting.... i wanna act! my mom does all the community plays 'n stuff...how absolutely fun! |
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Shot the S.O.B
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Shot the S.O.B
I shot the sherrif, but I did not shoot the deputy... |
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