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Edited by
uk1971
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Sun 03/30/08 05:53 PM
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A guy went into his local bar and saw his best friend
in a very sad and sombre mood. "What's up with you?" "Dave's dead". "Oh my God!. How did that happen?" "Well, it was hot yesterday, and he was staying with us. He had his bed on the balcony and while we were sleeping. Dave rolled over and fell off." "Oh God, That's how he died?" "No. He fell to the fourth floor balcony, held on to the railing. That broke and so he fell." "So, that's how he died?" "No. He survived that. He fell to the third floor balcony, held on to the railing. That broke and so he fell." "So, that's how he died?" "No. No, no, He survived that... He fell from the third floor balcony, onto the second floor balcony onto a glass table which gave way under his weight." "Holy crap! And then he died?" "No. no! He got away with that. As he rolled away from the glass table, due to the force of him falling so heavily the balcony collapsed onto the first floor balcony, and Dave fell all the way down to the street, landing on Mrs Josephs new car................" "WHOAH Woah woah!" Said the first guy. "How the f*ck did he die?" "Well. Steve from across the street saw that he was wrecking the bulding, so he shot him!" 
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I thought he died when the dude shot him, cause he was wrecking his home!
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Hey that joke was pretty funny...NOT!
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Hey that joke was pretty funny...NOT!
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