has a camel tattoo on his/her big toe.

He is a transvestite.

has feet connect to the wrong legs.

only has two legs

Thinks Wal Mart cookies tastes better than home made.

lives in Walmart because he loves the smell.

Had to be rescued from a Wal Mart after getting pregnant and getting left in a small town in... oh wait, that was a movie. . .

um yeah.

Sings showtunes while he showers

Has a "Proclaimers- Sunshine On Leith" poster on her wall.

wassat?

knows the names of really weird things

The Proclaimers! You know!

When i wake up yeah i know i'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When i go out yeah i know i'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

If i get drunk yes i know i'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if i haver yeah i know i'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But i would walk 500 miles
And i would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 5,000 miles
To fall down at your door

LoL
Is in denial about her 90's pop culture! (=

ohhHH!!!! I like that song. Never was good with band/song names.

Knows all the lyrics to cheesy songs and can say them all without cheating

LOL That's hardly a rumor! (To anyone who knows me, anyway..lol)


Thinks Brooks Brothers are a couple of baseball players.

Thinks Mel Brooks is the bees' knees

Photocopies her butt at office parties.

wishes he could see my butt

k I gotta go sleepy now, sweet dreams, butt dreamer

LOL Nighters! (=

is a habitual hugger

is a boob flasher at concerts...lol..

gets splinters from her toys