Long Train Runnin - The Doobie Brothers (again)

that was my plan to distract you with shiny objects

ok but im not wearing your underware

Yes they are easily spotted, I was just being funny. I just think if you are going to do something, do it well.

sorry i drank it, that's what you get for leaving it here

I rarely even bother, but really, are the women just that much better at the game? I've usually called them out on their scam by the 2nd or 3rd email, they never even get a chance to ask for money let alone my name because they can't speak or spell. Are my expectations just too high? Hello? I don't think English or a 5th grade education should be considered big expectations. Especially if you claim to be Mike/John/Jimbo from insert Midwest/Southern/NY State here at age 45-50. I can't even find a smart scammer to have a little fun with. Who is training these nimrods'? I had some guy from Alabama say good morning to me at 4pm in the afternoon, I'm on Texas time. And why are they all sitting in a car, is there some secret club somewhere and a guy with a camera is taking their pics? How do I get a job, because I could do better. YIKES!
Ok rant over.

my fuzzy slipper, the right one, that's not what I meant. Leave it to you.

Hi Leigh, if he needed you to tell him that he has bigger problems. Hi Bricky

anyone see my slipper?

Long Train Runnin - The Doobie Brothers

don't even know the half of it

oh so much better today