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Last to post wins! - part 63
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Thanks you two.. Hiya firehead
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Kinda
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get a virus
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My mostly a sci-fi buff, but I don't mind suspense/thrillers and cop movies, and historic/adventure movies and war movies Contact Alien trilogy (especially Aliens (2)) Training Day Lord of the Rings trilogy Batman Returns+The Dark Knight Dancing with Wolves Patton Star Wars Trilogy (first 3) Jurassic Park (first and second) Gladiator Kingdom of Heaven Saving Private Ryan Close Encounters of the Third Kind Planet of the Apes (1)the one with Charlton Heston there are many more to list.. Those are some good ones ![]() |
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No words please - part 4
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My purpose in life is to take care of my family all the rest in minor sh!t
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Blind emailing
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I have't emailed anyone except those who emailed me first...
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Last to post wins! - part 63
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Thanks grammy been resting tons
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Damn I miss everything
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Topic:
Last to post wins! - part 63
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No words please - part 4
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Topic:
Last to post wins! - part 63
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Sick
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Evils house of laughter
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What part?
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My whole package
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Neither I'm just sick
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What should it be called?
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Evils house of laughter
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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: " I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. those are my rules. Any comments? " His new bride said, " No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night whether you're here or not." |
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Topic:
Evils house of laughter
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First Time Sex:
>> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday >> night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. >> Since this is such a big event, the girl announces >> to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like >> to go out and make love for the first time . >> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex >> before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to >> get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his >> first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about >>an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about >> condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks >> the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, >> 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack >>because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time >>and all. >> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents >> house and meets his girlfriend at the door.. 'Oh, >> I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' >> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner >> table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy >> quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. >> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in >> prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still >> no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes >> with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers >> to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' >> The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea >> your father was a pharmacist.' |
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