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COFFEE
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
 THE COFFEE HOUSE IS NOW OPEN
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GOOD MORNING (((( LIZ ))))
BROUGHT YOU BY A CUP OF COFFEE THIS MORNING ENJOY
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
THE COFFEE HOUSE IS NOW OPEN
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My usual pleas  hope all have a great weekend TGIF GOOD MORNING CAROL YOUR COFFEE IS READY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
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Topic:
TOP 8 MORONS
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Topic:
MARRIED SEX
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To my dear wife: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move To my dear husband: I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did: 5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat 36 times you did not come home at all 21 times you didn't cum 33 times you came too soon 19 times you went soft before you got in 38 times you worked too late 10 times you got cramps in your toes 29 times you had to get up early to play golf 2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper 3 times you had a cold and your nose was running 2 times you had a splinter in your finger 20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book 98 times you were too busy watching TV Of the times we did get together: The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, 'Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?' The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
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Thank you!  YOU ARE VERY WELCOME
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Topic:
OBSESSED GOLFER
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Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation and Ed fell head over heels In 'Like' with her. But after a couple of weeks wherein Ed took Dorothy out to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc., he was convinced that it was true love. And so....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue. "It's only fair to warn you , I'm a total golf nut, " Ed said to his newfound lady friend.. " I eat, sleep and breathe golf , so if that's going to be a problem, you'd better say so now!" "Dorothy took a deep breath and responded: "Since we're being honest with each other, here goes....you need to know that I'm a hooker" "I see", Ed replied, looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in thought... Then he added" You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off. |
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GOOD MORNING CHARLES & TANYA
YOUR COFFEE IS READY
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 tip toes in unnoticed and GOOSES ((((Richard))))...runs back out!   QUACK, QUACK, QUACK GOOD MORNING (((( SHUTTERBUG )))) YOUR COFFEE IS READY
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Topic:
BLONDES IN SALES????????????
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A young blonde woman is speaking to her boss. "I'm on the road so much, and my clients are complaining that they can't reach me." "Don't you have a phone in your car?" asked her boss. "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car." "Uh ... How's that working?" "I don't know, actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet." the blonde brightly responded. "And why do you think that is?" asked her boss. "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing." she said. |
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GOOD MORNING (((( LIZ ))))
BROUGHT YOU BY A CUP OF MY BEST COFFEE ENJOY & HAVE A GREAT DAY
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Topic:
HEALTH WARNING
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IF YOU RECIEVE AN EMAIL, FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH, TELLING YOU NOT TO EAT CANNED PORK BECAUSE OF SWINE FLU - IGNORE IT!!!!!!! BECAUSE.................................. IT'S JUST SPAM |
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
HAPPY FRIDAY THE COFFEE HOUSE IS NOW OPEN
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Topic:
Come on In - part 60
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Good morning (((((((friends)))))))!   No ((((((((Merle))))))) yet!? I find this very odd. Today is the last day of summer school...NO MORE WORK FOR 18 days!!! Then the fall school session starts Aug. 17th. SNEAKS IN QUIETLY, AND GOOSES SHUTTERBUG, AND RUNS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LIKE HECK, LAUGHING ALL THE WAY (((((Richard)))))...pay backs are hell ya know!   YES, BUT YOU HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST  If I only had the time Richard! Must push away to get ready for work. Have a great day. Chat atchya's later! OK (((( SHUTTERBUG )))) HAVE A GREAT DAY
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Morning Tiger and everyone else GOOD MORNING J YOUR COFFEE IS READY
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Topic:
Come on In - part 60
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ZOOM>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ZOOM>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ZOOM>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Topic:
Man Law! - part 56
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GOOD MORNING J
STOP BY TO SAY HI, AND BRING YOU A CUP OF MY BEST COFFEE
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