Do you prefer i fart you or area you in return?

I only date mannequins.

that infernal censorship! Don't they know how many four letter words there are and how any of them can change the entire meaning of your statement?!!?!!?

I would love to PICK, OKRA, SLUG, TOSS, FART, SAND, AREA, WARN...????

Oh heavenly blessed beauty? Who starts a message this way?

I've met one of the coolest ladies from here, so yes.

No,only the ones who like to make fun of others for no valid reason.Do yourself a favor,find another site where clicks aren't so apparent.

When Estelle says stuff about men on here she is not attacking you personally so why do you need to be so nasty with her.

Basha you need to stop hating on Estelle yeah what she says sounds like she hates men but at the end of the day she is just giving her opinion on topics just like everybody else. Every time I come on here And she says something you attack her. If you don't like what she has to say there are other ways to tell her. Why don't you try talking to Estelle about why she really feels the way she does.

I know it ain't a great place to talk to a lady but is there any real lady's still out there?

Lily, Tina, Maria,
Rosie

This damn phone...just perved Basha twice within last two minutes.

Women often call me a Toad and I thought that was a bad thing! This cartoon really opened my eyes to the truth. Thanks!

I think age is only number love is great

The paradox

If they say "I am a liar".

and they are telling the truth,

does that mean "they are not a liar"

because they lied about being a liar?

If they really are liars,

and they say "I am a liar."

Does that mean they have to be telling the truth?

Hello, my name is Dub, and I'm a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous. In fact.. I'm the president of the organization!

I didn't always lie. No, when I was a kid, I told the truth. But then one day, I got caught stealing money out of my mother's purse. I lied. I told her it was homework - that my teacher told me to do it. And she got fired! Yeah, that's what happened!

After that, lying was easy for me. I lied about my age and joined the army. I was thirteen at the time. Yeah.. I went to Vietnam, and I was injured catching a mortar shell in my teeth. And they made me a three-star general! And then I got a job in journalism, writing for the National Enquire.. er, Geographic! Yeah.. I was making twenty thousand a ye.. month! In fact, I won the Pulitzer Prize that year! Yeah, that's the ticket.

And then my cousin died - Joe Louis - and I took it hard. Maybe too hard - I tried to kill myself. Yeahh.. I did kill myself! Sure! I was medically dead for a week and a half! It was a woman that brought me out of it - Indira Gandhi! Yeah, right.. And she told me about Pathological Liars Anonymous.

Oh, you'd be surprised how many famous people belong. In fact.. at one of the meetings I met my wife - Morgan Fairchild! Yes, I'm a change man now, and all because of Pathological Liars Anonymous. Why, I - I even have my picture on the cover of Newsweek magazine. Yeah. Every day! Yeah.. that's the ticket! Yeah, you betcha!

Hey so I just started on here and I had a few questions:

1) How old are people generally on here?

2) In your experience how effective is this site?

3) What is one piece of advice on meeting people from here?

Some humans never grow up.

Hello

Human being checking in... three cheers for Human beings!!