It was meant more as a reference to saluting the dead. You're young. I guess you have an excuse.



You, on the other hand should know better!!

Tired love? After 13600 posts on a dating site I think i'd be hitting the Valium and heading for bed.

I GM a forum and have only posted 4500 times in 5 years ??????

*Pours bottle of 12 year old Scotch on the sodden earth*

Same as anyone love. ***** and giggles and stuff to make life a little more humorous.

* Buys Father a Drink*

The Lucky 8 ball says............ today is not the day for snap descisions

2 is close but we have our own boards to do that. Outside of the community we're just regular Joes ;-)

Hang on........let me see if I can contact my psychic.



You're a mature student who attends cry-ins for domestic violence?


Amirite?

Losing your temper on the internet? Really?

Do you have a standing order at PC World for new screens when your anger throws a glass of Vodka at it?

I seem to have started some sort of debate with all kinds of views being expressed.

Although I'm new to the online dating scene I'm very well known on the internet as a 'Flamer' (look it up) and am used to having to explain to tinfoil hat wearing wannabees how to put one foot in front of the other and remembering to breathe......... so let's start again shall we?

Yes divorce is hellish and when the kids are used as a weapon it's even more so. I however am in a great place in my life and am incredibly happy so don't try to deflect your own butthurt situations on me.

The point I made was quite simple and I'm pretty sure I wrote in English.

Women on dating sites lie or shall we say have altered perceptions of what they propose they are looking for and what they actually fantasise about.

From what I hear, most blokes just want to send porn shots of themselves which is also a mystery to me.

The internet is one of the strangest nightclubs going.

Oh I'm sure you'll find I have many comments to make. I'm kinda known for it.

As to those who wished me well getting over the divorce, do you have trouble reading or with your own self image?

The point I made is that I'm totally over the divorce, it was never about the divorce just the kids with which i'm now happily having a wonderful relationship with. But thanks for your concern. x

I mention it as a matter of fact. It was 'News Of The World' worthy.

As to mentioning women looking for the impossible, I think I'm correct in saying that. I'm a hopeless romantic so I know there's someonew out there but work/ kids/ life make finding them so difficult I think honesty is the best policy here.



All the jokes I know would get me banned or misunderstood. It's a strange world innit?

After a hellish divorce process and now being settled back with my kids, work, health etc I decided to take the plunge into the murky waters of online dating.

I'm not a player, never had a one nighter in my life and am very intelligent and am told I'm funny (although I guess that's a matter of preference!!)

Why then do all these women who post that they are looking for just that type of person ignore messages.

Could it be that I'm not a premiership footballer living in Wilslow with a 9 digit bank account have anything to do with it?

Now I'm somewhat unphotogenic and only have the kids to take pics but I'm not exactly Shrek either.

So somebodies telling fibs here.............and it's not me cos I don't lie.

Something simple i've found since being on dating sites (around 3 months) is that in general, women say they are looking for an honest, humourous guy when what they mean is they want a male model with a seven figure bank account.

Now that , to me, is dishonest.

Just sayin

Hi I'm Chris. Just been through 12 years of hell in a bad divorce which made me very ill but I'm back and ready to party! No one night stands ta. I'd rather have a friend and someone to giggle with. So if you're on the Fylde coast, drop me a message and I'll see if my sense of humour still works.