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Topic:
Let Me Come and Love You
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Aww...
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Worst 'pick up' line was someone who I met from a different dating site. Let me set the stage.... 1) Text message arrives from lovely 31 yr old blonde who has bikini pics on her profile. Um, ok. I'm over 50, so I don't see this as a long term deal. 2) She insists that she's into older guys, does not have daddy issues, wants a serious relationship, etc. 3)Takes a week of back and forth but she finally convinces me to meet for a coffee. 4) In the door walks not a 30 something blonde bikini model, but a 50 something brunette who is easily 100 pounds heavier than the pics. 5) When I note that she looks different than her picture, she says "Well I didn't sleep well, and I had a big breakfast." WTF???? So now the pick up line..."Take me home and give me a test drive. I know you'll want to date me because I know how to keep a man's stomach full, and his balls empty." Classy, no? Yeah. Needless to say I didn't even stay to finish the coffee. "Well I didn't sleep well, and I had a big breakfast." WTF???? (and quickly died my hair ???) LMAO !!!  
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@ Crystal...tomorrow I'm busy but the next show I'll come to see you...maybe even with beach..ha,ha...
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Mingle changes...what happened ? I used to be able to read peoples posts by clicking on their post number...now how am I supposed to catch up ?
 
Hello everybody (back in Belgium)  !!
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Topic:
Say Something Vague - part 9
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back...& can't stalk anymore ??? :-)
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Topic:
Say Something Vague - part 9
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Sweet, sweet, sweet !
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I'm thinking about starting a new topic: Why are men such bird brains? Then sit back and watch the fur fly (no pun). 
i'm thinking about inventing dual-use earrings for women... one use would be to enhance their beauty.... and the other use, would be, as a stopper to keep the air from leaking out of their head... 
I think I need those every now and then !!! |
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...Thinking that I really can't complain even if I AM slightly sun burned !!! I don't miss the cold...
Happy Easter to everyone.... |
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I finally managed to upload without loosing my connection....
 
...tomorrow we will be in Houston 
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Topic:
Say Something Vague - part 8
Edited by
Maxisu
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Sat 03/07/15 02:50 PM
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Mamas & Papas - Dream a little dream of me
http://youtu.be/NLkCzeeR91c I can't decide...I also like the french version and very different poetry to it from Sylvie Vartan - les yeux ouverts http://youtu.be/wV2f5cMzCRY Sylvie Vartan - Les yeux ouverts Ce souvenir, je te l'rends, des souvenirs tu sais, j'en ai tellement Puisqu'on repart toujours � z�ro, pas la peine de s'charger trop Ce souvenir je te l'prends, des souvenirs comme �a, j'en veux tout l'temps Si par erreur la vie nous s�pare, je l'sortirai d'mon tiroir J'r�ve les yeux ouverts, �a m'fait du bien, �a n'va pas plus loin J'veux pas voir derri�re puisque j'en viens, vivement demain Mon bonheur te ressemble, tous les deux vous allez bien ensemble J'te l'dirai jamais, jamais assez, tout c'que tu fais m'fait de l'effet |
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Topic:
Say Something Vague - part 8
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...pure delicacy...
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all that jazz
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Topic:
Say Something Vague - part 8
Edited by
Maxisu
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Tue 03/03/15 05:42 PM
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yep...that was a surprising surprise
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I thought it was the "motion of the ocean" that mattered? 
How does one set the ocean in motion when there's not enough... Maybe for some that's okay. Everyone's different. Plus what's small for one, may be enough for another. Thank god we're all unique! Bet you say that to all the guys. 
Well.. gotta do something to ease the pain when I put the tape measure back in my pocket, shake my head and usher him towards the door 
...but it still IS the truth....
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It's not about us at all..it's all about you.. 
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I know the truth. Hi Lu, that's quite a statement....
lately I miss that feeling of knowing THE truth...there always seems to be more than "one" truth...
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Hi (((Maxie))) ...I perv you all the time cause I think you are interesting and beautiful ...Thing is, it doesn't show up on your "Viewed" list when straight women perv other straight women..
what happens when a straight man pervs a gay man ??? and vice versa... who goes on whos list then ?... 
Well...I know for sure I can see the gay girls....that's what I meant by only a few women on my profile....so that should answer your question.
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If you perv profiles.....even in ninja mode.....and perv the same ones quite often.....then props to you for stalking.
Or perhaps you perv someone's profile often because you wanna make sure you know what they said......to prove if they are full of crap. Anyways....here's to you.
Oh....gotta make a discussion here. So why do you perv? And do you only do ninja style? Haha. 
Without stealth, I'm a perv on a strict diet ...........................and like any diet, it sucks!
I don't like to diet so I always perv man & women....but hey it means I think you are interesting or I miss you or I forgot certain things... I have to admit I have a bad memory too but usually I'm just showing my love !!! And I take it the same way.... I love most of my pervs...
And sadly I only get very few visits from women....   
Hi (((Maxie))) ...I perv you all the time cause I think you are interesting and beautiful ...Thing is, it doesn't show up on your "Viewed" list when straight women perv other straight women..
Hi (((Beach)))
Ah cheering me up !!! Thanks...My ego just needed that....
 
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